Community

Pro Jank Footy Teams & Team Names - All Public Teams

Quick answer

Use this page as the Pro Jank Footy teams and team names hub. It lists 10 publicly documented team names, explains the 10/11 team-count discrepancy in public materials, and links team choice to Season Mode and multiplayer.

Review record

Published: 2026-08-13Last reviewed: 2026-09-03Patch-sensitive facts are marked for recheck

Pro Jank Footy Teams & Team Names

Pro Jank Footy uses original teams rather than licensed AFL clubs. As checked September 3, 2026, this wiki can document 10 publicly named teams from launch-era material. Some official and platform descriptions also say the game has 11 unique teams, so this page keeps the count discrepancy visible instead of inventing an eleventh name.

What you need	Current answer
All team names documented here	10 public names listed below
Official/platform team count wording	11 unique teams appears in public descriptions
Missing team name	Not named here until exact spelling is verified
Teams in Season Mode	Treat team order and special conditions as patch-sensitive until checked in-game
First team to pick	Choose the clearest colors/name for readability before assuming hidden stats

Complete Pro Jank Footy Teams List

This is the quick database view for players searching for all Pro Jank Footy teams. It lists the 10 publicly documented team names this wiki can verify, keeps Season Mode notes conservative, and leaves the possible eleventh team unnamed until the exact roster slot is confirmed.

Team Name	Mode	Status	Notes
Ceduna Doonas	Team roster / Season Mode context	Publicly documented	Original fictional team; do not infer colors or special stats without current-build evidence
Freecastle Fizzies	Team roster / Season Mode context	Publicly documented	Easy name to recognize in team-name searches; gameplay role needs verification
Lonsdale Lifters	Team roster / Season Mode context	Public reveal	Physical identity is public, but team-specific attributes are not confirmed here
New Team Coming Sooners	Team roster / Season Mode context	Public reveal	Keep the full joke name intact when documenting the roster
North Problem	Team roster / Season Mode context	Publicly documented	Public team name; Season Mode order remains patch-sensitive
Port Noarlunga Chips	Team roster / Season Mode context	Publicly documented	Public team name; colors and song details need current-source checks
Salisbury Park Snags	Team roster / Season Mode context	Publicly documented	Public team name; avoid adding unverified food-themed mechanics
South Coast Prawns	Team roster / Season Mode context	Publicly documented	Public team name; stadium or hazard links are not confirmed here
Stone Valley Pinks	Team roster / Season Mode context	Public reveal	Public team name; visual style should be checked from current media before expanding
Water Wombats	Team roster / Season Mode context	Public reveal	Public team name; do not add mascot abilities unless shown in-game
Unnamed eleventh team	Team roster / Season Mode context	Needs verification	Some public descriptions say 11 unique teams, but this page should not invent the missing name

For first-match advice, pair this list with the Beginner Guide. For campaign context, use the Season Mode guide. For playing against friends, use the Multiplayer guide.

Confirmed Public Teams Snapshot

Team information	Current wiki status
Publicly documented team names	10 names listed below
Platform / official count wording	Some materials say 11 unique teams
Unverified roster slot	Do not name it until exact spelling is confirmed
Best update source	Current game build, platform pages, and developer channels

Teams in Season Mode

Season Mode uses a team run structure with deck-building progression. Do not assume a fixed opponent order from this page alone: verify the current build before claiming that a specific team appears at a specific point in a season.

Season Mode question	Safe current answer
Can teams appear as season opponents?	Yes, official descriptions tie Season Mode to defeating teams
Is the full order documented here?	No, order and conditions need current-build verification
Should each team get a separate page?	Not until there is enough distinct verified information

Team Selection

Team choice is mostly about readability, identity, and preference until the game clearly exposes team-specific stats. Pick a team whose jumper colors, name, and on-field look are easy to track during power-up chaos.

If you want...	Try starting with...	Why
A memorable fan-favorite identity	Freecastle Fizzies	The name and theme are easy to remember
Very Australian food humor	Salisbury Park Snags	Clear local comedy hook
A tough-sounding squad	Lonsdale Lifters	Strong physical identity
A pure joke team	New Team Coming Sooners	Best meta-comedy name
A wildlife mascot	Water Wombats	Easy to recognize and explain

All Teams

Use this page as the all-teams index for Pro Jank Footy. The safest current structure is:

Team coverage	Status
Public names	10 publicly documented team names listed below
Count discrepancy	10 names documented here; 11 unique teams referenced in some official/platform copy
Unverified slot	Kept unnamed until exact spelling is confirmed in the current build or official media
Colors and styles	Recorded only when visible in-game or in official media

This protects the page from a common search problem: players want "all teams," but a new game can still have patch-sensitive roster details. The wiki should answer the intent clearly while marking what still needs verification.

Confirmed / Publicly Revealed Teams

The following 10 team names have appeared in public launch-era material, developer posts, store copy, or observed roster references. If the in-game roster shows an additional team, add it only after confirming the exact spelling.

Team Name	Theme / Inspiration	Style Notes	Verification Note
Ceduna Doonas	South Australian place-name joke and bedding humor	Laid-back, local, dryly funny	Publicly documented name
Freecastle Fizzies	Bubbles, mischief, and upbeat comedy	Bright, catchy, high personality	Publicly documented name
Lonsdale Lifters	Blue-collar strength and industrial energy	Physical, punchy, workmanlike	Public reveal
New Team Coming Sooners	Meta joke about an unfinished team name	Self-aware, absurdist	Public reveal
North Problem	Trouble, pressure, and suburban-wordplay chaos	Unsettling, disruptive	Publicly documented name
Port Noarlunga Chips	South Australian coastal suburb and chip-shop joke	Simple, loud, memorable	Publicly documented name
Salisbury Park Snags	Sausage sizzle culture	Very Australian, food-themed	Publicly documented name
South Coast Prawns	Coastal seafood and regional identity	Relaxed, seaside flavor	Publicly documented name
Stone Valley Pinks	Loud, pink, pig-adjacent identity	Bold and brash	Public reveal
Water Wombats	Australian wildlife mascot energy	Quirky, familiar, approachable	Public reveal

This structure keeps the page useful for players searching "Pro Jank Footy team names" while avoiding a fake complete roster.

Team Names

Team names are the strongest confirmed part of the roster because they appear in public material and are easy for players to search. Keep exact spelling, spacing, and joke wording intact. For example, "New Team Coming Sooners" should not be shortened to "Coming Sooners," and "Ceduna Doonas" should not be respelled as a generic dunes reference.

Team Colors

Team colors should be documented as visible player information, not guessed from a mascot or name. When updating colors, use this format:

Team	Primary color	Secondary color	Source
Team name	Confirmed visible color	Confirmed accent color	Current build, screenshot, or official media

If colors are not clear, leave the cell unfilled or mark it for recheck. This is better than adding a confident but wrong palette.

How Teams Work in Pro Jank Footy

Teams matter because Pro Jank Footy is built around exaggerated identity. The roster is not a straight clone of real AFL clubs. Names, songs, colors, mascots, and jokes are part of the appeal, and Season Mode may use teams as the backbone of its run structure.

When documenting a team, use this template:

Field	What to record
Team name	Exact in-game spelling
Colors	Primary and secondary colors if visible
Theme	Food, region, animal, joke, or cultural reference
Song	Short description, not copied lyrics
Stadium	Only if confirmed
Season role	Only if confirmed in the current build
Play style	Only if the game shows or strongly implies it

Team Selection Tips

If you are choosing a team for your first few matches, do not overthink hidden stats unless the game explicitly shows them. Pick a team whose colors, name, and on-field readability make the match easier for you to follow.

For match fundamentals, pair this page with the Game Rules guide and the Beginner Guide.

Can You Create a Team?

There is no confirmed create-a-team feature documented on this wiki yet. If a future update adds custom teams, custom colors, editable names, or user-made clubs, keep that information separate from the official team roster.

For now, treat Pro Jank Footy teams as built-in fictional teams. Do not promise custom teams unless the feature is visible in-game or confirmed by an official source.

Season Mode Team Tracking

Season Mode is the place where team identity can become more important than a one-off match. Official descriptions point to a run of increasingly strange opponents, so team pages should eventually connect names, stadiums, and special match conditions.

For now, avoid claiming a fixed Season Mode order unless you have confirmed it in-game. A safe Season Mode team note should answer:

whether the team appears in Season Mode;
whether it has a special match condition;
whether a stadium or hazard is tied to the team;
what power-up or strategy helped beat it;
the game version or date checked.

Continue with the Season Mode guide for progression and deck-building advice.

Teams in Multiplayer

In multiplayer, team choice is mainly about readability, identity, and quickly recognizing who is who during chaotic power-up moments. Pick colors and mascots you can track under pressure, especially in local matches where multiple people are watching the same screen.

For online and local setup details, use the Multiplayer guide, Online Play guide, and Co-op guide. For cross-platform questions, use the Crossplay guide.

Teams, Stadiums, and Power-Ups

The strongest future version of this page will connect three entities:

Entity	Why it matters
Teams	Names, identity, matchups, songs, colors
Stadiums	Venue quirks, hazards, and match layout
Power-ups	Rule changes that can make a team easier or harder to play

Use the Stadiums guide for venue tracking and the Power-Ups guide for Janky Power effects.

Roster Update Rules

Because Pro Jank Footy is new and details can shift after patches, use a conservative update rule:

Add a team only when the exact name is visible in-game or official material.
Do not copy long team song lyrics.
Record colors and style only when visible.
Mark uncertain Season Mode details for recheck.
Update the last reviewed date when a roster fact changes.

Teams FAQ

How many teams are in Pro Jank Footy?

Official platform material describes 11 unique teams. This page lists the team names that are publicly documented or verified, and leaves any uncertain roster slot marked for confirmation rather than inventing a name.

What are the Pro Jank Footy team names?

Publicly documented names include Ceduna Doonas, Freecastle Fizzies, Lonsdale Lifters, New Team Coming Sooners, North Problem, Port Noarlunga Chips, Salisbury Park Snags, South Coast Prawns, Stone Valley Pinks, and Water Wombats. Add another name only after checking the current build or an official source.

Are Pro Jank Footy teams real AFL clubs?

No. Pro Jank Footy uses original teams and comedic Australian-inspired identities rather than licensed AFL teams.

Which team should beginners choose?

Choose a team that is easy for you to visually track. Until the game clearly exposes competitive team stats, readability and comfort matter more than guessing a hidden tier list.

Choose your next move

Related Guides

Once this question is solved, continue to the next decision without returning to search.